butts in seats

(also "bums in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put butts in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 25, 2006

Swagster

Swag-Master. Someone who has an infinite amount of swag

That kid has so much swag he must be a swagster

by HeartTuttles April 28, 2011

ScatSwap

A deviant sexual act that occurs when an individual excrements into the gaping anus of another individual, thus swapping scat.

I did ScatSwap with Stephanie last night, it was awesome! What a great friend!

by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004

AP Stats

1) That thing that seems so far away when you sign up for it the year before, which suddenly hits you in the face like discovering your significant other is pregnant because you haven't been wearing condoms: it seems like a good choice then, but now you aren't so sure. Contains equal parts excruciatingly esoteric Multiple Choice, disturbingly fucked-up Free Response Questions, and the tears of thousands of raped teens. Ranges from AP U.S. History, to AP English, to AP Psychology of a Teenage Serial Killer. It makes me wish I could just drop the class, but then I would have wasted a year of torture and abuse in order to move on through a maze ruled by society's expectations and the demands of my parents that I support them when they retire.
2) The bane of my existence.

1) The unholy trinity of AP Physics, AP Music Theory, and AP English.
2) AP Stats. Also, my girlfriend.

by T. Rohlin May 31, 2011

Front Row Seats

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.

As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"

by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009

Get 7 Seats

When a person is being stupid, too nice, straight up annoying, or anything like that. Tell 'em to get 7 seats, so they can shut up since they sound dumb asf

Person 1: racism doesn't exist!
Person 2: Get 7 Seats

by prevailthebride November 12, 2020

swagsexual

swag-sexuality is unlike any other, its basicaly the same thing as being straight but you have swag. In being a swagsexual you have amazing hair, good looks and rep the most freshest clothes. Being a swagsexual is hard work, because girls are always after you. It is not the samething as a metrosexual because metrosexuals dont have swag and dont rep the style and swang that swagsexuals have. If you have skinny jeans, swagolicous shirts, and the freshest shoes you are a swagsexual and get so many girls.

If your name are any of these you proly have swag off the back and are a swagsexual---
-Pete, Pedro, Pietro, peter
-Sean
-Alexander
- ect.. too many too name but these are the basic ones.

by swagcity January 22, 2011