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Scallop Dragger

An oversized or extremely low-hanging scrotum, as when a person is afflicted with elephantine testiculitis.
Did you see that old dude in the locker room?

The one with the scallop dragger?

Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.
by LowellThomas September 28, 2013
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u swallow

a bomb ass comeback to "you suck" When someone says you suck, respond with you swallow, and their embarresment levels will be off the charts
daniel: lmao, you like math? u suck
ryan: u swallow

daniel: *dies due to overwhelming embarresement*
by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 13, 2018
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Hot Sally

Giving oral sex to a woman while she defecates. Similar to a blumpkin but with a female recipient.
I just had the best hot sally session with Jill.
by Hotsally2 March 13, 2015
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Pork Sword Swallower

One who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man's penis frequently in his or her mouth. They are usually quite passionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.
My girlfriend Bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy cock. She is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. A real go getter.
by Craven Snatch January 7, 2009
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Sally Smith

This word means a person that you can describe someone or something ugly, weird, and likes to have a lot of love. But sadly Sally Smith will never get loved because she is just too ugly for people.
That girl over there is a real Sally Smith.
by AnnaTheGreat October 12, 2014
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Sallet

A medieval style of helmet with a light flick on the tail at the back. Predominately used by foot soldiers, as its visor came down with a slit over the eyes, giving a minimal amount of visibility, but making it harder to be stabbed or slashed in the face. Useless in Joust, although some did risk it...
The Soldier raised the visor on his Sallet, and faced his Captain.
by Taz June 2, 2004
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fuck me in the asshole and call me sally

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave
*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"
by Longretrodude January 8, 2017
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