stupidity at its best

The maximum level of stupid 9000+

John tried to erase a pen mark.....STUPIDITY AT ITS BEST

by Bronze 5 and still alive February 20, 2018

stupidity tax

Noun: The UK National Lottery.

"God! Is that the time? Got to get to the shop and pay my stupidity tax."
"You'd be better off putting it on the 2nd favourite of the first horse race of every Saturday; buying premium bonds or even sticking the pound coins in a biscuit tin under the bed."
"I know, I know but I've been playing these same numbers for years now and if they came up I'd kick myself."
"I logged on to this website that explained how Lotto is a big swindle controlled by Freemasons who are anti-gambling and the number ball machine is rigged to give certain numbers."
"AAAGH! You bastard! You've made me late now! You wait, I bet my bloody numbers come up."

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Stupidity Seesaw

When you're at a concert and someone near you yells out something stupid. Then, another stranger yells out something even stupider. Not to be outdone, the original dumbass yells out another stupid thing and you find yourself in the middle of a stupidity seesaw.

Damn. I was really enjoying the concert until we got caught in this stupidity seesaw.

by Fuchia June 19, 2016

stupidity indicator

Things such as a tattoo, a body piercing, a hairstyle, a type of shoes, hat or clothing, a body movement, a way of speaking, smoking, drinking an alcoholic beberage, using a drug, watching too much television, overeating, or engaging in some other usually addictive activity which indicates that an individual exhibiting any of those things is stupid.is there

Georgia Dunkay's addiction to video games, her obesity, and seeming pessimism were her stupidity indicators.

by but for October 13, 2018

stupidity is priceless

stupidity is priceless, you never know how much it might cost you.

"man! that was stupid thing to do, how much it cost you? as i always say, Stupidity is priceless, you never know how much it costs you".
"well, Stupidity is priceless, due to the stupidity of our colleague, god knows how much it will cost us to fix the damage"

by Fox1 April 29, 2009

stupidity-transmitted disease

The desperate motivation behind attempts to fool others in simple ways. The person already fell for it, and they need to convince themselves someone else is just as stupid as they are.

G: Drop an item and hit Alt-F4 and it will double!
A: Haha, nice try with the stupidity-transmitted disease. But try pressing D to dance!
G: #%!@

by Druk0ziz October 31, 2014

Stupidity-ness

The quality of being stupid, of being able to frequently or constantly display stupidity of choice, thought, word, or deed.

The stupidity-ness of College-maleducated Snowflakes is almost boundless. They are too stupid to know that the reason they can’t get a job, talk face-to-face, spell, write a grammatically correct sentence, enjoy a funny movie or why they constantly think that they are being oppressed or victimized AND HAVE RIDICULOUS COLLEGE LOANS TO PAY OF is because THEY REALLY ARE VICTIMS... not of white, heterosexual married men and fathers with jobs taking care of their families BUT INSTEAD, VICTIMS OF A college system that DIDN’T EDUCATE THEM SO THAT THEY COULD BE PRODUCTIVE AND SELF-SUFFICIENT, but instead just mass-produced them into Political Activists, armed with misrepresentations, lies and paranoid fiction and a perverse Racial Intolerance called Identity Politics. Their STUPIDITYNESS is that they SHOULD BE ANGRY AT the college faculties and curricula that took away their opportunities for an optimistic future and saddled them with the hatefulness and delusions of an ideology intent on taking away their freedoms to think, to speak, to choose for themselves, to express themselves as individuals and to improve their lot in life with hard work.

by Tired of Progressive Malarky December 19, 2019