scrumpet

A young lady who's fashion consists of a leather jacket and white running shoes ( sneakers)

His new girlfriend is a scrumpet.

by dogsbtych March 27, 2015

strimpet

someone who performs the act of strimping

oh my god, that girl is a strimpet

by strimper March 24, 2003

scrumpet

A kid who thinks he is tough while he really is not

This kid's a gutter scrumpet. He acts all hard but he was born from a family of puds.

by T. February 2, 2005

scrumpetaroo

A scrumpet with a flag or other waving device, cheering for a team as yet undefined.

The scrumpetaroo says "Go Bears!"

by Dezmodude December 9, 2008

Scrumpette

An attractive woman who you want to take home and "eat out".

She's quite the scrumpette, wouldn't mind growling her all night.

by GeeDerp August 20, 2011

Santa's Trumpet

when a man jizzes in a girls ass, and the the woman continues to fart the jizz out of her ass onto the mans face.

Santa's Trumpet is between a woman and a man

by blowpipe December 29, 2013

scrumpet

a stupid person or blond person generaly a girl, can also mean lesbian (context dependant)in some cases it could mean anything its what u want it to mean

"that girl is such a scrumpet"

"she is such a scrumpet the other day she said 2x2=6"

"ahh im such a scrumpet! lol"

by lockie_oz September 15, 2006