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2 stroke

Mixin gas and haulin ass
“If you got a 2 stroke your mixin gas and haulin ass
by LTM Stealth December 19, 2019
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California Long Stroke

The act of long rythmic penetrations during intercourse, full extention is the required for optimal effect.
My girl complained of humping her like a rabbit so I used another effective technique called the California Long Stroke.
by Greenbergesa August 24, 2006
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Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.

Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)

Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.
"Stroke the shaft, cup the balls" - Sylvester Stalone
by Kris Perry April 2, 2007
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Stroke Job

When a man or a woman verbally caresses a person's ego with kind words, to the point of blushing.
Girl: Oh professor, you have the cutest smile! Has anyone ever told you that?

Professor thinks to himself: I'm not about to fall for her Stroke Job! Just calmly tell her to go away and that shes failing no matter what she says.
by PrOf3sHuNaLoS3R December 1, 2010
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Stroke Seat

The seat closest to the stern of a racing shell. Called stroke because he/she is in charge of keeping a steady stroke rate.
coxwain-Bring it down stroke seat.
stroke seat-RATE!?
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 24, 2006
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Shronk

A beautiful creature that lives on Mount Olympus with Zeus and his gang gang. He took over as the god king after the others saw his true form. Shronk is a savior he saved a young child from getting pushed off a mountain. Then he turned into the world's most practiced religion. With 6 billion people worshipping him every day. Shronk is unstoppable.
Tom: Hey you worship shronk too right?

Brad: Hell yeah! Who doesn't?
by SHRONK_THE_WALK January 1, 2020
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stonkslobber

The act of filling your mouth to its maximum capacity with stanky dishwater and then spinning around while spraying your unsuspecting victims at the family gathering.
"I stonkslobbered 'em real good, you should've seen it. Smelled terrible too."
by Frungus Bungus November 26, 2020
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