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Strangle

Wow are trying really hard to justify that for some reason... I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all for being allowed to murder anyone who could potentially be a threat. Like, stalkers. Perfectly fine with them being strangled to death.
Hym "No. You don't need to strangle someone to subdue them. Especially with 3 people on him. It only takes a few seconds to choke someone unconscious. Continuing to choke him AFTER he was SUBDUED AND UNCONSCIOUS is the reason he died. Why didn't he stop choking him? How is that not a clear case of negligent homicide? He should have known to stop doing what he was doing and if he didn't he shouldn't be intervening in the first place. Maybe he didn't care whether or not the guy died. But it's clear that you're all incapable being intellectually honest about it."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2023
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strangling the kangaroo

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo
by smokestyle December 24, 2021
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Shit Strangled

When you walk into a bathroom and are immediately repulsed by the stink of someone else's feculence and forced to evacuate.
I can never use the bathroom at work, as I have to fill out the Coroners report with the cause of death " Shit Strangled " and may soon lose my veterinary license.
by Xzyhle February 11, 2022
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strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest
by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014
mugGet the strangle the woodmug.

Sasauge strangled

A sex act in which a woman gives a man head to where she chokes on his penis and dies.
His favorite fetish is to have a woman get sasauge strangled by him.
by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017
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Von strangle

A buff guy with no smarts also is abusive
Jorgen can lift heavy weights but cant pick his grades up. That guy's such a Von strangle.
by Mr. Eap November 30, 2017
mugGet the Von stranglemug.

strangle willy

1. a place in the UK
2. when your penis gets choked
he gave me a good ol strangle willy
by BritishBleach August 30, 2018
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