Bradly Stewart
is a cold hearted dick who doesn’t know how to make friends and more importantly face reality on how he can’t get a girl it’s been 7 years 3 months and 9 days since this trash can had a girl friend
is a cold hearted dick who doesn’t know how to make friends and more importantly face reality on how he can’t get a girl it’s been 7 years 3 months and 9 days since this trash can had a girl friend
by Bradly Stewart him self June 19, 2018
An attention seeking whore from upstate New York that works at Stewarts Shops. They crave attention from married and taken men. Whether they themselves are married or not.
by JJJOBRAG November 08, 2017
Jon Stewart is a
comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.
He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked
Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley
<3
comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.
He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked
Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley
<3
by jewfetish July 19, 2009
The most boring and over-rated actress on the face of the planet. Pretty much talks in complete monotone except for when she's screaming, in which case she sounds like a dying cat. Some people say she's really pretty, while others say she's really pale and has buck teeth. Also a pot-head. She plays the character of Bella "Sue" Swan of Twilight perfectly, mostly because Bella Swan is a character that lacks a personality as well.
Mindless fan girl: Did you see Kristen Stewart in Twilight? Isn't she just so pretty and talented?
Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head.
Mindless fan girl: OMG! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD!!!111!
Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.
Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head.
Mindless fan girl: OMG! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD!!!111!
Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.
by The-Alternative-To-Idiocy February 18, 2010
A talentless American actress that has stared in numerous low key movies, excluding Twilight, which she utterly destroyed.
"Did you see Twilight yesterday?"
"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"
"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"
by Airstream Raider December 26, 2008