Michigan Steamroller

When you take a dump on their face, bust a nut, and then smoothen the surface with your testicles four times over to create a smooth driving surface

My girlfriend was feeling freaky and begged for a Hot Karl, but I suggested a "Michigan Steamroller." She agreed and I indulged in these wild pleasures

by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

Cleaveland Steamroller

The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.

Jon: Hey, whats a cleaveland steamroller?
Lyndon: Oh, about thirty bucks down town.

by Jamie Chennells October 30, 2008

Steamrolling

When a person takes a shit on ones chest and rolls it around til it is flat like asphalt.

Bro to bro, "Last night your sister and I enjoyed a good steamrolling."

by antmen3d May 24, 2012

Nebraska Steamroller

When one urinates on lying down partner's stomach, then rolls them over and defecates on their back.

Everything was fine until Larry decided to give me a Nebraska Steamroller.

by chiseboy December 15, 2003

The Steamroller

The sexual act of Shitting on your partner's forehead, then using your dick to roll the excrement across their face. You can then use the shit as lube for any other sexual act that you desire.

Ben performed The Steamroller on Anabel and she choked!

by BAG1 December 30, 2013

Bolivian Steamroller

The act of a very obese woman rolling her body up the body of a man who is lying on his back so that the circulation to the lower half of his body is cut off. A very small person or a monkey then plays with his unerect penis.

Dude, last night at the party, Terry's mom and his sister gave me a Bolivian Steamroller.

by MeatSlaughter May 9, 2011

steamroller

the sexual act of dumping on your partners chest then rubbing it around with your ass

Jon: Do you smell that?
Steve: ya it smells like Lucy gave Alex a steamroller.
Jon: aw!! In my ROOM!!!

by Metal Ninja 13 December 20, 2009