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Camp Staff

Camp Staff are undoubtedly the oddest people you can meet. Sporting a non-existent paycheck and given hard work to do 24/7 they still come back to work again the next Season!

On the Surface they seem extremely outdoorsy and athletic! But stick around for the weekends, and you will quickly be sucked into their D&D stories, Magic The Gathering games, and some pretty serious Anime Discussions unless you find the one or two Actual outdoors men to hang out with In a Tree! Just pray you don't find the Furries, there's a lot more here than you think!
None of us actually know what we're teaching either, half of it is completely BS or made up! Also you never actually completed the Merit Badge, we just didn't want to deal with you anymore!
Did that staffer do something Really Cool for you? Well they do It for everyone and your no different, get over it.
We seem to really like you guys, we become best buds and form friendships that last forever! But when you come back next year or even next week I'll have no clue who you are!
Safety is our #1 Priority! When you scouts or our boss are around..
Poor kids have no clue we Camp Staff-are all depressed nerds with nothing to live for
by Poor_Staffer May 9, 2019
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stinky staff

Weed, because it has a strong smell.
She fill it(backwoods) with stinky staff
by Andrew.Y November 2, 2017
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curved staff

A penis that has a banana like curve instead of being straight.
I can't wait to have sex with Joe because his curved staff tickles my g-spot.
by jimmybomm September 24, 2020
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JuiceCraft Staff

The useless people that work on JuiceCraft
Lemomeme fruit: when's JC releasing
JuiceCraft staff: JC is really fun
by nightthemoonDiedOfLigma November 28, 2020
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Am Staff

An abbreviation for the American Staffordshire Terrier, one of the dog breeds that are considered to be pitbulls. The name pitbull is viewed as being quite derogatory towards the breed as it causes people to presume that all of them are aggressive towards people and other animals, which is often not the case because their temperament is determined more by who trained them more than what breed of dog they are. So generally, it is better to call them by the breed’s name, because it is not as discriminatory.
Kenneth: I see an Am Staff over there.
Luna: A what?
Kenneth: An Am Staff. Its less offensive way of saying pitbull.
by Vanguard 1998 December 14, 2021
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Staff Infection

A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.
May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.

June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.
by surrrra June 13, 2007
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Staff of David

A pool cue used by a jew.
Sometimes confused with Star of David by people with no common sense.
Chris: Time to play pool
Andy: Get your Staff of David then.
by GaryE January 13, 2008
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