squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 25, 2010

squat-spot

anyplace found that can be sat in be it a chair, couch, or just a railing. as long as you can sit on it its a squat-spot.

"i see a couple squat-spots over there"

"hey you just stole my squat-spot"

by chandler bateman November 29, 2011

squat jerk

the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously

i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!

by tim jhonson December 2, 2018

squat blocked

When you are going to use the bar for squats and someone cuts in front of you.

Bro, I was going to finish out my workout at the squat bar but then I got squat blocked.

by efaith December 4, 2019

squat nazi

A type of squatter who beleives that their way of life is the only valid one and that all the rest of humanity are clueless, brain-dead cattle. Highly elitist -despite their so-called 'anarchist' pontifications- and extremely cliquey they tend to overlook the fact that everyone has to start somewhere and that if you haven't been a squatter for very long yourself then you aren't worth the waste of their valuable oxygen interacting with you.

More often than not this type of squatter will have come from a moneyed background (see Trustafarian ) and therefore beleive they hold the moral high ground in any argument because they have so thoroughly rejected the trappings of babylon to go live in a disused warehouse on the arse-end of a major city.

Usually fairly inept at any form of useful infrastructure related task to do with the squat (i.e. electrical and plumbing) but highly adept at cracking the place initially and, of course, letting you know just how much of a cunt you are for doing babylon related things like working in a shitty job or paying rent for your living space.

Rare examples of the type usually display other forms of left-leaning nazism such as being a vegan nazi, eco nazi, rainbow nazi etc etc

All i asked him was how long he'd been into squatting buildings and he totally blanked me -what a fucking squat nazi...

by dirtysquatter November 11, 2008

Squat head

A korean,vietnameseor any person of orient descent who has a deformed "squat" head. Often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. Squat heads tend to be violent and get pissed off at the slightest thing. Squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. These keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. many squat heads are imported to the U.S. of A, as game keepers.

I waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. As i passed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. Their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. Go keepers.

by Joe P. Hannan December 23, 2006

Squat Fucking

The act of a man positioning himself so that while a woman(or man) is in doggy position on the floor, or on the bed, he can be at the same elevation as her and having enough leverage to make sure both parties ejaculate. This results in a position that looks somewhat like shitting in the woods.

Did you see that porno I was watching?

Yea, that guy was really intense, he was squat fucking her and everything.

by The Spease August 27, 2009