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dark souls virgin

A dark souls virgin is someone’s who is yet to complete a dark souls game.
People who have not yet done this near impossible challenge has the right to be bullied and picked on until done so.
Also a dark souls virgin has no right to criticise any other game for being hard or to easy until completing a adark souls game
Oh my god, Tom is such a dark souls virgin
by G4Y¥L0RD November 8, 2018
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Boner Soup

A movie about an adopted child, a father who was killed tragically and a mother who is just making by with what she has little of.
by BOBTHEI3EAN March 30, 2009
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Killfuck Soulshitter

A generic name for ridiculously ultraviolent barbarian-type characters who exist only to murder and destroy and crush, especially in tabletop RPGs (where designing a character like that can be mechanically powerful, especially if the system penalizes you for having emotional attachments.)

The term comes from RPG.net, where it was originally mentioned in an ancient thread of horror-stories about terrible character names people have encountered. Often paired with Snake Gandhi, a similarly ridiculous name from that thread.
"So, yeah, the only weakness to this defense is if you're faced by someone you love... but if you play Killfuck Soulshitter, whose only intimacies are to Killfucking and Soulshitting, you're basically invulnerable."
by Aquillion2 June 25, 2012
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soup sandwich

A term used in the US Army to denote extreme uselessness. It is directed toward something or someone that is the figurative equivalent of the literal hot sloppy pile of shit that a gob of soup between two pieces of sandwich bread would be.

So the implication here is that the object of discussion is 'Fucked up like a soup sandwich.'

Equivalent expressions in the civilian world are:
Tore up from the floor up.
Useless as tits on a boar..
and so forth.
Drill Sergeant: "Private you can't do anything right, you could break a goddamn crow-bar. Why I couldn't trust you to remove the lint from the back side of my ball sack with a piece of goddamn hundred MPH tape. You're about as worthless as a soup sandwich."

Drill Sergeant: "You are the lowliest goddamn example of hot garbage I have EVER seen. You look like a goddamn soup sandwich, that uniform looks like you pressed it under your mattress springs, and those dusty ass boots look like you shined them with a snicker bar and a goddamn green pad. That is goddamn un-sat, Private. Report to my office immediately following this formation to be skullfucked appropriately."
by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011
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cigarette soup

cigarette soup is the voluntarily unknown consumption of a canned beer or soda that has previously been used as an ashtray or a spittoon for chewing tobacco. This is most likely to occur during keg parties, like minded social gatherings, and occasionally from mischievous pranksters.
While Derek was half dazed from puking in the toilet, he asked Brandon for an opened can of soda to drink. Brandon didn’t realize that he had given Derek a can of cigarette soup, until he yelled, “What the fuck?!”, before vomiting even more than ever.
by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018
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pants soup

The wetness in a womans underwear derived from feelings of inexplicable pleasure. A.K.A creaming your
"That guy was so hot, just looking at him gave me pants soup"

"3 dates and no sex. I'm drowning in pants soup"

" It's my day off. I'm just gonna lie in bed, watch porn, and whip up a batch of pants soup."
by Ms. Clamchowder November 8, 2013
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soggy soup

(n.) rank, stinky-ass, wet, blown-out pussy.
Jay-Z: Did you hit last night?
Drake: Nah that bitch had some soggy soup.

Jay-Z: Whatchu mean?
Drake: Her pussy looked like it had been destroyed by the Incredible Hulk and drenched in water.
by Beefjerky12 April 19, 2020
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