This is the term used when people wishes to make millions. This is mainley carried out by software engineers to increses there pay packets.
You have spent thousands on developing a talor made system for your company it gets implemented and then you hear:
"Oh! The software is incompatible with your system!" they say with a fake look of horror on there face's
"We will have to carry out some software engineering on the program."
Can you hear the till ringing?
Congratulations! you have fallen for the latest reincarnation of the oldest trick in the book. get as much money as you can out of the suckers!
Take my advice do not fall for it. ask for clarification and if you are in the UK threten them with the Trades Descriptions Act - goods supplied unfit for purposes they were intended.
"Oh! The software is incompatible with your system!" they say with a fake look of horror on there face's
"We will have to carry out some software engineering on the program."
Can you hear the till ringing?
Congratulations! you have fallen for the latest reincarnation of the oldest trick in the book. get as much money as you can out of the suckers!
Take my advice do not fall for it. ask for clarification and if you are in the UK threten them with the Trades Descriptions Act - goods supplied unfit for purposes they were intended.
by joshua z s February 5, 2004
Get the software engineeringmug. A house in the Bath / Ensleigh region where the Shick-Monster, Twiggers & Bomber spend evenings discussing lines of code, boundaries and the way forward for software support.
I wonder what they're getting up to in the software house?
When you've got a problem with software, who ya gonna call? The software house.
When you've got a problem with software, who ya gonna call? The software house.
by The Code Master February 25, 2008
Get the Software Housemug. Software available in source code form. Source code and other rights are that usually are reserved for copyright holders are provided under a free software licence that lets people study, improve, change and distribute the software
James Gosling: "I invented Java, one of the most prominent open source software to date! Everyone try and do stuff to it!"
Everyone: Woohooooo! Programming is a blast! We love to tinker with Java!"
Everyone: Woohooooo! Programming is a blast! We love to tinker with Java!"
by Shmenson March 2, 2012
Get the open source softwaremug. A particular fetish for the kinky in the tech industry. The deletion of lines of code or destruction of computers produces a high-pitched orgasm.
Dude, you know the boss? I've heard she has a serious software destruction fetish. I've seen her touch herself while deleting important directories.
by cskink February 4, 2015
Get the Software Destruction Fetishmug. Free games, MP3s, unlocked paid software or other not-so-legit software downloaded from a website written in Chinese. You can usually find these in YouTube descriptions or shady blogs, promising hacks and bonuses such as free in-app purchases for games, but these apps usually contain viruses and/or adware.
Andy: I downloaded sketchy Chinese software to hack a game and now my phone is full of ads!
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
by Gearzein April 20, 2018
Get the sketchy chinese softwaremug. A software engineer who's getting paid in peanuts and whose primary responsibilty is to provide fellatory favors to middle and upper management.
by Tito Rhen January 17, 2007
Get the associate software engineermug. by Josh January 30, 2004
Get the software engineeringmug.