A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
Get the the stool softener mug.The softserve is performed from the doggy style position. When you about to cum, instead of blowing the load on her back you pull out and shoot the cum in your cupped hand. Then while still behind her you swing the handfull of gift around and smack her in the face with it. Like scooping ice cream. That is the softserve.
by badass757 May 17, 2006
Get the the softserve mug.Phrase used to describe a police officer's application of the baton upside the head of some stupid bastard who deserves it.
Frank was watching "COPS" last night when we were over. We watched some dudes who stole some poor lady's car and went on a high speed chase all over town. They rammed several cop cars then totalled the stolen car on an embankment. Damn, it was good to see the officers soften the meat on the driver!
by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005
Get the soften the meat mug.While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.
Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.
by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007
Get the Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter mug.a northern irish phrase which uses a seaminly usless group of letters to encapsulate the phrase "go away" ,but is intented in a much stronger sense
by karlos55 March 20, 2008
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Get the fabric softener mug.To take the wind out of someone's argument or leave them stunned and surprised at the action you took. Usually used in the past tense when describing the situation to a third party.
"I'm going to give you all my work to do, that'll soften your cough"
"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"
"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"
by dueyfinster May 16, 2012
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