Sneeze Herpes

Pet name of the newest virus on the scene, circa 2019, COVID-19 - Aka. Novel Coronavirus, or “SARS2.” Sneeze Herpes is a lot more fun to say and a lot more relatable. The term originated in a small city in Colorado named after Long’s Peak.

I didn’t catch Sneeze Herpes in 2020!

by pickles24 March 18, 2020

sneeze-pee

When a lady sneezes and has a little bladder malfunction resulting in a tiny wet patch. (Usually ladies who have had children).

I did my pelvic floor exercises after having the children, but when I sneeze... oops! Sneeze-pee!

by Ceiniog August 24, 2011

Farmer's Sneeze

The act of evacuating one nostril while holding the other shut.

Viscous goo dripped from his eye as the result of my well-aimed, farmer's sneeze.

by Ian B. Hall March 19, 2008

Brown Sneeze

An Explosive Shart

Result: the walk of shame

An evening after taco Tuesday at Jared’s house the aroma of peppers was in the air which resulted in a sneeze but just any sneeze it was a brown sneeze

by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020

sneezing viper

When a girl sneezes while giving a blowjob. Usually biting down on her partner's dick.

"My girlfriend did a sneezing viper last night."

by CrazyBacon88 January 13, 2017

Sneeze Reaction

The time between a sneeze and the first person to say "bless you". There is usually one person in the crowd with a fast sneeze reaction time that starts off the "bless you" chain reaction where multiple people in the room all say bless the person for sneezing... for some reason.

Dave: "Ahh Chooo"
Matt: Bless you
4 more people: bless you
Dave: Damn Matt that was like a half second sneeze reaction, did you see it coming?
Matt: Nah, I'm just good.

by Mon-Star April 20, 2010

Ohio Sneeze

The sexual act of sneezing in an anal cavity, usually while rimming someone.

'Last night I gave that dude an Ohio sneeze!''

by Green Giant22 March 7, 2012