karma smokes

The number of cigarettes that you are willing to part with out of the package you bought with the hope that someone will return the favour when you need one.

Can I bum a smoke?

Yes but I only have one left.

But I see that you have half a pack!

Yes, but this is the last one of my karma smokes.

It's ok, when you run out I'll give you one.

by nathrasha December 17, 2008

Two stores, two whores, and a post office.

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

by boo&brasen September 27, 2014

Gulf Shores

Heaven on Earth

Go down to Gulf Shores Alabama if you wanna have a good time

by Crapfeces June 25, 2023

Matty fuckin smokes

the coolest mf ever known to the world. He gets hella claps and makes the dankest hot box videos with his friend Liam who kinda sucks tootsie rolls.

Matty fuckin smokes is sooooo fuckin cool dude, but not as cool as Teo

by realboi3000 April 27, 2020

If she smokes...she pokes

1. Phrase used to personify either attractive, or unattractive females who smoke cigarettes.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.

Biggs: Hey look over your left shoulder at that chick in the red.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.

by heybarker October 16, 2008

smokeshow

a term used to describe an extremely hot girl

I didn't know she was that good looking, what a smokeshow!

by reckreckless October 6, 2003

gay s'mores

My Best Gay Friend came up with that one...chocolate infused butter cookies and roasted marshmallows..much neater, and much amazing goodness!

It's a lovely night for Gay S'mores!

by His Best Gay Friend July 24, 2011