Sloppy jloppy

When two people are having sex and the guy pulls out,cums on his hand and slaps the girl in the face with the cum filled hand

I gave sarah a sloppy jloppy she was pissed after!

by Jakeloveslard April 08, 2018

Sloppy Toppy

Bomb ass head so wet your pubes get soaked.

I picked up my slider and she gave some sloppy toppy off the HEAD.

by Willie Willie September 19, 2018

Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.

Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.

by Radkid213 July 21, 2013

sloppy meat

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.

steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night

by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008

Sloppy Caesar

A sex act where the male ejaculates on his partner’s face and then throws a handful on croutons on it.

Hey babe, let’s skip the salad tonight, I’ll give you a sloppy Caesar when we get home!

by Actiongirl January 16, 2018

Sloppy Roger

When you’re doing doggy and hack a loogie down a girls crack for lubrication!

Ol’ Jimmy did a sloppy roger on his girlfriend by using a loogie for lubricant.

by Johnnymaster94 February 06, 2023

Sloppy Pig

Getting your dick sucked by a girl that is eating bacon.

Damn, Sheila gives a good Sloppy Pig, I hope bacon is on sale today!

by Crackaintfree October 21, 2018