Sloppy jloppy

When two people are having sex and the guy pulls out,cums on his hand and slaps the girl in the face with the cum filled hand

I gave sarah a sloppy jloppy she was pissed after!

by Jakeloveslard May 23, 2018

Sloppy Toppy

Bomb ass head so wet your pubes get soaked.

I picked up my slider and she gave some sloppy toppy off the HEAD.

by Willie Willie September 19, 2018

Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.

Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.

by Radkid213 August 30, 2013

sloppy meat

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.

steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night

by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008

sloppy commute

The long, dirty walk of shame from the place a shart occurs to the clean up destination.

White Castle was delicious, but the sloppy commute I could have done without!

by papa squatz February 22, 2014

sloppy dome

to give really nice head

"When you see me, you're gonna give me some sloppy dome right?"

by undermybelly August 6, 2014

Sloppy Caesar

A sex act where the male ejaculates on his partner’s face and then throws a handful on croutons on it.

Hey babe, let’s skip the salad tonight, I’ll give you a sloppy Caesar when we get home!

by Actiongirl January 15, 2018