slipper tits

Breasts that hang that low the person could slide their feet into them and use them as slippers.

Look at that old grannies slipper tits.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

Polish Slipper

The act of jerking off into a sock and then either wearing it yourself or having someone else wear it while walking around.

Last night was crazy. I was buffing the banana and made my girlfriend a Polish Slipper

by KingsFullOfTwos November 1, 2010

Meat Slipper

A meat slipper is what a womans vagina resembles after sex. The loose, open and somewhat worn look of a vagina after sexual intercource.

"I banged that chick so hard you could have worn her pussy as a meat slipper"

"Look at the camel toe on that chick, someone turned that shit into a meat slipper!"

by Dekman August 26, 2006

california slippers

Knee pads for guys preforming oral sex

If your heading to Sanfransico you better bring your California slippers

by California Slippers December 30, 2016

slipper dog

A dog that is so small it looks like a nice and cosy, fluffy slipper.

"Wooh watch out man! That's not your slipper, that's my dog!"

"Sorry man, not my fault you've got a slipper dog"

by lozzdawwg October 31, 2018

Slipper Pooping

The act of putting on slippers in anticipation of being on the toilet for a long time, in order to be more comfortable while taking a time-consuming dump.

He ate a lot of Chinese food last night, so he's probably slipper pooping right now. Might as well be comfortable, right?

by Andy Spring June 6, 2011

mom's slipper

A deadly weapon that is both melee and ranged. The slippers have high accuracy and aerodynamic while thrown flat. It can also attack with incredible speed due to the length of the weapon. It can also be used by other people it only has to be a slipper of a mother

child: Mom my brother hit me
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson

Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"

by Master-_-Donut December 29, 2020