A smasherteer is someone who has all the qualities needed to smash it in, such as the ability to talk absolute shite all night long, to drink anything that is put in front of them, being absolutely ruthless with the opposite sex and convincing them everything you say is true.
Fuck, you drank 4 hot Dostavs, 6 Avi's lovers and 9 Smash it ins last night, awesome smasherteering!
I convinced this chick I was in AV Da Jiu Bao!
I think those chicks got a little freaked out when we started talking about having sex with a clone of yourself.
I convinced this chick I was in AV Da Jiu Bao!
I think those chicks got a little freaked out when we started talking about having sex with a clone of yourself.
by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009
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A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.
Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.
Ooh so good!
Ooh so good!
by Dogma mama December 26, 2017
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by Big Baby Dawg August 4, 2005
Get the seat smasher mug.A huge shit. One that has enough force, to create a splash all the way up the bowl, usually after a late night.
Dean: How'd you find last night?
George: Was good, till i got home and had to do an absolute bowl splasher of a shit
George: Was good, till i got home and had to do an absolute bowl splasher of a shit
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Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.
Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.
by BMush April 26, 2008
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They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
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