Samuel

A Samuel is that High School crush you never told anyone about but you still run into an infuriating amount of times after you graduate.

They’re athletic and some of the smartest guys you’ll ever meet, but more importantly are genuine and stand up for what is right even when it isn’t the popular option. They work hard in silence and let their success make noise, yet always remain humbled by the process.

Everyone who meets a Samuel describes him as a “stand up guy” who is good at most everything he puts his heart into. They often have a strange assortment of talents and can’t stay still for long. Despite their attractive and intimidating exterior, they still enjoy soft things and do their fair share of dumb shit when they think no one else is watching. Ironically, that just makes people love them more.

Overall, a Samuel is the type of guy that you either love, want to love, or want to be.

“Who was that guy you were talking to in the elevator?”
“Oh, Samuel? We had a class together.”

by AndI— March 19, 2020

Samuel

A nice caring guy, who will accept you for who you are, He is easy to be around and he would never do anything to hurt your feelings. he is constantly horsing around and doesn't give a crap about school.

"that guy was so nice, he must be a Samuel"

by persuaden October 23, 2017

samurai showdown

a series of old school fighting games for the Neo-Geo. featured great graphics painted in what was for the time a very large and vivid pallette, and a wide range of basic and special moves for dozens of well illustrated characters, most of whom spoke whatever their native language would have been.

ie, a total classic.

"aight then, while we're waiting on that pizza, let's hit some samurai showdown !"

"sure thing man, but you're just too good with ukyo."

by frere ubu January 14, 2008

shabugawoof

Think of the biggest, nastiest looking woman that still manages to get some from only the most depraved or deprived individuals. You can barely even tell that this is a woman...

Damn...it would take at least a case of buds before I touched that shabugawoof.

Look at Dave about to tap that shabugawoof!! He ain't gonna live that one down.

by Riznizzle May 9, 2007

samurai jacked

getting pit-pocketed in japan

Yesterday I was samurai jacked by some moron in a jumpsuit.

by ninjymnast December 21, 2010

samuel lane

albino man whore whomst prays on younger women, preferably year 8 or 9 girls.

aaahh samuel lane touch me

by Roblox King 69 February 27, 2019

Samuel Strecha

Samuel Strecha (Salvatore Phoenix) is a personality from Central Europe often pretending to be a human being. His actions are abstract and so is his existence. Incomprehensible creature.

“Hi, are the Samuel Strecha??”
“Vymy slki daa podla mna.”
“Wow.”

by ERIX_ March 24, 2021