serious stainer

After taking a shit you keep wiping but it just won’t go clean.

Bro, i was stuck in the stall for 20minutes, i had a serious stainer!

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

Serious Delirium

When you get stuck in a state of extreme excitement that doesn´t seem to go away, no matter what you do.

A: "Oh man... she finally called."
B: "Swells big time bro!"
A: "No way Jose... now I am caught in serious delirium!"

by rperazag July 7, 2010

serious coin

Money. Safe bet. Expensive. Pricey (but worth it).

That (expensive, high-quality item/thing you want) is serious coin.

-Candice is outta my league, man.

-I know, dude. She is sooo money.

-Right? Serious coin.

by cannedhiss October 20, 2011

Serious Jones

When someone is getting too serious with you or isn't serious enough about a situation.

Damn bitch don't get all serious jones with me,fuck.
Yo, I don't think you're being serious jones about this.

by Eric Ike September 4, 2008

serious emotional trauma

What you get after you walk in on your parents "doing it"

I had serious emotional trauma after I got home from the party and walked into the house, and saw my parents doing it.

by scarred for life June 24, 2003

serious emotional trauma

When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.

Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

serious-fucking-ly

To question one who has just dropped a bomb of information on you.

Person #1: Hey Jim, did you hear Mark is gay?

Jim: Serious-fucking-ly?

by Jason36 May 15, 2008