seat weed

The small nugs of cannabis that cover the upholstery of your car.

Guy 1: "The girl that packed a bowl in my car dropped so much weed in my seats."
Guy 2: "Don't smoke that, it's seat weed"

by JungleLove October 24, 2009

yeet seat

An ejection chair usually placed inside the cockpit of a fighter jet.

We going on a ride in the YEET seat!

by A Homeschooler September 15, 2019

Seat-filler

The people in your class who never do anything gossip-worthy and therefore are just there to fill the seats. These people may also be called hoverers. They know everything but do nothing.

Georgia: "Leah just stans around us while we eat lunch. I feel like she knows more about me than I know about myself"
Amy: "Yeah she's such a seat-filler!"

by Amyanon167 March 26, 2016

Seat meat

Another way of referring to the ass.

Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.

by Clint Fu December 17, 2015

Lawn Seats

Opposite of Rock Star Parking. Parking at the very end of the lot, or furthest from the venue.

My best friend borrowed my car. Before she took it, I had Rock Star Parking. She brought it back with a note that said "Sorry, you're parked in Lawn Seats!"

by Kissingwhiskey79 March 26, 2007

Friendship seat

The seat in a row of airline seats that isn't a window seat or an aisle seat. A middle seat.

Analagous to bitch seat in a car

Mike: Hey Joe, let's switch tickets
Joe: No way, I don't want to sit in the friendship seat

by Tomas K December 20, 2008

bang-seat

Slang for aircraft ejection seat (British)

OK Joe, lets pull the bang-seat from aircraft Alfa Bravo.

by Earwig Polyester September 24, 2006