AKA: Single's Awareness Day
Brought to you by senseless people everywhere who want to rub in the fact that they are "in love" and you are alone. This is just one more way popular people stomp on those of us who prefer a few close friends to 100s of acquaintences.
Brought to you by senseless people everywhere who want to rub in the fact that they are "in love" and you are alone. This is just one more way popular people stomp on those of us who prefer a few close friends to 100s of acquaintences.
Rather than being happy with the flowers she received for Valentine's Day, she must go to everyone in the office and show them her flowers and the card so that everyone knows how special she is.
Meanwhile she has not bothered to consider the fact that her behavior is rude to people who are alone, who do not have flowers on their desk advertising that they are available.
Meanwhile she has not bothered to consider the fact that her behavior is rude to people who are alone, who do not have flowers on their desk advertising that they are available.
by ophiolite April 9, 2006
Get the valentine's day mug.This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.
by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008
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Also known as 'Goth Day', Bat's Day is the last saturday in August where goth kids from all over the U.S and Europe flock to Disneyland for a day of princess boo-ing, high heels, and black lipstick. While it's not officialy reconized by the park itself, the park staff is well aware of its existance.
Actress Playing Snow White: "I'm gonna trade shifts with the new girl. I don't want to be around on Bat's Day, and the she wont know about it yet."
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Cinderella: Ahh! That goth guy just felt me up!
Sleeping Beauty: Duh, what'd you expect? It's Bat's Day!
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Cinderella: Ahh! That goth guy just felt me up!
Sleeping Beauty: Duh, what'd you expect? It's Bat's Day!
by Lani<33 January 28, 2006
Get the Bat's Day mug.A commercialized holiday that is designed to make you and your "significant other" fall in love even more. Or, gives you the opportunity to tell your "crush" that you love them and what not. But really just ends up making 90% of the population depressed and lonely. Also causing a lot of girls to get typical gifts with no originality whatsoever because they advertise every girl wanting a rose and a box of chocolates.
Him: "Here honey I bought you a dozen roses"
Her: "Oh, how original, thanks honey" in a complete sarcastic tone while thinking, wow another dozen rozes i can display for 2 days then throw away.
Her: "Oh, how original, thanks honey" in a complete sarcastic tone while thinking, wow another dozen rozes i can display for 2 days then throw away.
by Amer February 14, 2005
Get the Valentine's Day mug.(1) Holiday celebrated every April 24th, involving the drinking of at least 24 beers. Any scheduled activity (e.g. work, classes, baptisms) must still be attended.
(2) An act of stupidity involing significant drinking, similar to the "yoke challenge".
(2) An act of stupidity involing significant drinking, similar to the "yoke challenge".
"Did you see Chauncey? He just finished Newman's Day and looks f*cked up!"
"We were so bored we decided to pull a Newman's Day last night."
"We were so bored we decided to pull a Newman's Day last night."
by Tastey Taste April 7, 2004
Get the Newman's Day mug.a day in May when you MUST give a gift to YOUR mother and EVERY mother in your family......if not theyll treat you like shit and call you selfish,no matter how much you REALLY love them.......
a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a damned gift
a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a damned gift
i got paid $300 dollars at work and couldve bought a jersey and some shoes....but i ended up buying socks,earrings,cologne and a whole mess of other shit that my people wont use anyways......darned mother's day
if you dont they will be mad at you....regardless of how much you love and think about them
if you dont they will be mad at you....regardless of how much you love and think about them
by tha truth teller May 18, 2006
Get the mother's day mug.A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a Christmas tree, but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard.
The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.
A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.
A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
by Al Benedict February 5, 2008
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