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Scuba 69

When a dude and a bitch are having a 69 and the girl is smothering the dudes face with her pussy. Then finally he cant take it anymore and has to come up for air before placing his tongue back in her vagina and continuing to please.
Adam: Hey guys, Dana and I were having a 69 last night.

Bros: How was it?

Adam: Her sucking was on point but she was smothering my face with her pussy I couldnt breathe.

Bros: hahahahhahah wtf

Adam: Every minute I had to come up for air and take a deep breath before I put my tongue back on that clit

Bros: hahahhah Scuba 69ing that bitch!!!
by dudedickingbitches69 October 2, 2011
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scuba diver

The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.
Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit.
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...
by HoOoOOOOooooOOoo October 18, 2009
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Scuba Gear

Scuba gear is specific form of tea-bagging performed to the front of the tea-baggee. To perform scuba gear is very similar to the standard frontal tea-bag, with specific placement of the scrotum over the victim's eyes while passing gas in his/her mouth with intentions of humiliation. This completes the scuba gear, with the scrotum being the goggles, and the anus/ fart becoming the breathing apparatus.
I just got scuba geared, I feel like I need to brush my teeth and eyes!
by shakskrotch July 20, 2010
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Scuba Dive

Synonym of Oral Sex or Muff Diving:
The act of preforming cunnilingus to a female, stimulating the clitoris and vagina with your tongue and/or mouth
Guy 1: Brohan do you scuba dive?

Guy 2: Nah man I'm allergic to fish...

Guy 1: True.
by NeckGod May 5, 2010
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scumazing

Person 1: Scumtifah is so scumazing.
Person 2: Yeah she is! I wish I could be that rad!
by robin scum January 15, 2010
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scuba noob

1) Someone who's IQ is below sea level.
2) Someone so ignorant, stupid, annoying, or lame that they are drowning in their own stupidity.
3) The very bottom of the food chain, below pond scum.
"Oh my god, Joe is such a scuba noob!"
"That's retarded; Don't be a scuba noob."
by chaosmastermind January 7, 2009
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Arabian Scuba Diver

Similar to Arabian Goggles(Testicles on the eyes); The act of placing Testicles over a persons eyes, and then placing your dick in the mouth.
I Will make you into an Arabian Scuba Diver.
Its not gay to make a guy an Arabian Scuba Diver, as long as a picture is taken.
Giving another guy an Arabian Scuba Diver is just as gay as and Arabian Goggles.
by LadiesMan769 September 30, 2009
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