scottish handshake

A scottish handshake is a headbutt, derived from the steriotype of Scots being extreamly violent and would hedbutt you as a greeting.

James called Angus' wife a man, so Angus said "Stitch this!" and scottish handshaked him on the nose.

by Nicolas O'Brien September 3, 2006

scottish borders

a place where the elderly live out the rest of their lives and any young people who don't move away that are under the age of 30 have no future.

"You still live in the Scottish Borders?"
"Aye"
"You have no future then"

by Danny732 June 28, 2014

Scottish Bottle Rocket

Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.

Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?

Olga: I did, it was amazing.

Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?

Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

Scottish Slurpee

Things Needed: 1 Male, 2 Females

The fun and delicous act of spreading a female's anus cheecks, and then blowing the male's load into the female's asshole. As the asshole being a substitute for a cup, the other female slurps out the cum from the anus, creating a Scottish Slurpee

Damn bitch, you get your friend over there and lets go make some Scottish Slurpees!!

by xCTRxCareyx April 24, 2010

Scottish Lobster

When a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. You start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. And there you have it!

Johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the Scottish Lobster when we got home.

by the bird of prey February 10, 2014

Scottish Tan

Due to the lack of sunlight in Scotland and cold temperatures -particularly in the North- it is often said that people develope very pale skin with a blue hue to it. This is known as a Scottish tan.

Look at him. He's only been in Scotland for 6 months and already he's got a Scottish tan.

by PastyBlueHighlander September 6, 2010

Scottish Grand Slam

Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year.

The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.

"It's a shame Scotland lost to France, but we're still hopeful of a Scottish Grand Slam."

by TheBald March 22, 2010