by Claire Galvin May 05, 2007
Some fucking cold rock above England that thinks it's better than every one. The only thing it's really known for is man skirts and willy from the Simpsons. Not as good as England.
Person 1: hey I'm going to Scotland
Person 2: what the fuck is a Scotland.
Person 1: it's the man skirt place
Person 2: oh....THAT place
Person 2: what the fuck is a Scotland.
Person 1: it's the man skirt place
Person 2: oh....THAT place
by British empire gang December 28, 2019
by Beefy Beefcake-stirous April 20, 2009
A country located above England, only on at atlas though.
Rains more than England, is colder than England which is saying something.
The people are a bunch of overpatriotic cunts.
Scotland isnt better at anything.
England is better at sports, 2006.. A certain team didn't even qualify, rugby world cup.
Food - wise England is better, once again, pretty pathetic. Haggis, and other such things. No thanks.
And then there's the whole thing of trying to pass off skirts are "kilts".
Pfft..Oh and then theres the mangled, twisted form of "English" that you try and speak.
It's not an accent, it's called not being able to speak properly.
Rains more than England, is colder than England which is saying something.
The people are a bunch of overpatriotic cunts.
Scotland isnt better at anything.
England is better at sports, 2006.. A certain team didn't even qualify, rugby world cup.
Food - wise England is better, once again, pretty pathetic. Haggis, and other such things. No thanks.
And then there's the whole thing of trying to pass off skirts are "kilts".
Pfft..Oh and then theres the mangled, twisted form of "English" that you try and speak.
It's not an accent, it's called not being able to speak properly.
england lost in the quarters in 2006 - Scot
Yeah but who didn't qualify - Englishman
Scotland is amazing at rugby england are fucking aweful - Scot
It's not a skirt it's a kilt - Scottish person
Yeah but who didn't qualify - Englishman
Scotland is amazing at rugby england are fucking aweful - Scot
It's not a skirt it's a kilt - Scottish person
by YandG July 12, 2006
A country full of people constantly thinking they're better as they are higher up, although they never seem to qualify for the world cup anymore.. And they are the ones who laugh at english for being bad...
Scotland can go to hell.
by Aidan... September 02, 2006
a fucking dive of a place, inhabited by pasty ginger alcoholic bigoted racist smackhead cunts. the cancer on top of England
t's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
Everyone seems to know the score
They've seen it all before
They just know
They're so sure
That England's Gonna throw it away
Gonna blow it away
But I know they can play
'Cause I remember...
Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
scotland is full of fuckheads.
So many jokes, so many sneers
But all those oh-so-nears
Wear you down
Through the years
But I still see that tackle by Moore
And when Lineker scored
Bobby belting the ball
And Nobby Dancing
Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
(England have done it, in the last minute of extra time)
(What a save, good old England, England who couldn't play football, England have got it in the bag )
I know that was then
But it could be again
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
(England have done it)
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
Everyone seems to know the score
They've seen it all before
They just know
They're so sure
That England's Gonna throw it away
Gonna blow it away
But I know they can play
'Cause I remember...
Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
scotland is full of fuckheads.
So many jokes, so many sneers
But all those oh-so-nears
Wear you down
Through the years
But I still see that tackle by Moore
And when Lineker scored
Bobby belting the ball
And Nobby Dancing
Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
(England have done it, in the last minute of extra time)
(What a save, good old England, England who couldn't play football, England have got it in the bag )
I know that was then
But it could be again
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
(England have done it)
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
by mb88 December 23, 2007
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
by khnialmnae February 26, 2005