swilf

"Swilf" is an acronym based on the popular "milf" or "mother I'd like to f*&%." "Swilf: means "social worker I'd like to f*&%." Let's face it, there are many attractive women in this field, and what makes them more attractive is their open willingness to help others. If that's not hot, what is?

I went to therapy and the counselor was such a swilf!"

by hurricane chickey August 9, 2009

SKILF

Serial Killer I'd Like to Fuck

Karla Homolka is a SKILF

by Bobby H. Blank June 19, 2012

SNILF

Sexy Nerd I'd Like to Fuck

Her 'lock just hit 85, she's such a SNILF...

by Lifetrocity October 3, 2011

scalfani

adj. commonly describes a person, place, or thing, as ominous, mysterious, unsure, and sarcastic, not to be mistaken for SCLAfani, which is salty, depressing, and dull.

That guy is definitely scalfani!

Damn it! What do I do? I'm so scalfani!

I just ran into a scalfani of a gal...i still don't know why i'm so attracted.

by grecco May 23, 2009

Scifing

to scife; be an out of line female; to ditch a planned setup; to annoy a male; to think you can order someone to do something; be totally and utterly out of line.

__ex. 1

bro 1: Damn bruh, this breezy is dodgin' me now. Shes forsure scifing us.

bro 2: Scife'n hoe!

__ex. 2

bro 1: Wow, this broad is blowin me up.. even after she tried to get me to come over. In the daytime!

bro 2: Shit mane, you definitely got a scifer on your hands.

__ex.3

bro 1: This girl thinks a house date with her friends is acceptable.. even before she let me clapskie.

bro 2: Tell that girl to get her scife'n ass outta here!

__ex.4

Scifer no Scifing!!!!

by Rusty T. B. Shackleford September 19, 2010

SILF

Squirrel I'd Like to Fuck

Sandy Cheeks is an underwater SILF

by {W@R} April 16, 2006

SWILF

Subway Work Id Like To Fuck ;)

Amy is such a SWILF!! Well jells!!

by xxManyeWestxx November 14, 2011