shit sammich

Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.

"YO! Shit sammich, go brush your friggin teeth!"

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

sammich truck

sammich truck - a truck that drives around town (sort of like an ice cream truck) that has all types of bread, meats, cheeses, and all the condimets you could possibly think of.

Hey man, its lunch time. Want me to get you something from the sammich truck?

by Mr.Sammich July 11, 2010

ham sammich

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.

See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.

by Tank Girl January 2, 2009

knuckle sammich

n. Phonetic/slang version of the term knuckle sandwich. Often used to make the speaker sound cool, as to enunciate "sand-wich" often takes away from the overall badassery of a threat involving the knuckle sammich.

Give me a hug before I give you a knuckle sammich.
Go make me a sammich, woman, before I give you a *knuckle* sammich!
Damn, that cat just gave me a knuckle sammich.

by Wambooli June 24, 2005

ham sammich

what life really is.

life is a ham sammich.

by Icklebo June 22, 2005

Donut Sammich

A donut sammich is when you get a donut (any type of donut) and slam it inbetween 2 slices of bread. You may or may not have butter. This is a delicious sammich.
Try one today!

Joe and Justin: We love Donut Sammich's!
Vic: Woo!

by DonutSammichKing01 August 15, 2008

Wang Sammich

1. A delicious treat, involving a puff pasty and a phallus.
2. A User of 404 Error who made me blow on the blow pens. I said no daddy no, but he said I wouldn't get my waffles if I didn't use the blow pens and he filmed it.

1. That one one tasty Wang Sammich.
2. HE IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

by superfreak69 September 22, 2004