salopek

To create an unusually complex system of ineptitude out of something very ordinary.

In order to solve the equation "2 + 2 = ?", I must salopek the barometric pressure of my immediate surroundings.

by George Littlebear July 2, 2006

Saxophunt

A combination of the words saxophone and funt, saxophunt is a general term that describes those who are in to the technical and gear aspect of the saxophone. This person has/had every mouthpiece, ligature, reed, and/or saxophone ever to grace the planet Earth.

Look at that dude over there with the jar of ligatures. Total saxophunt for sure.

by Everett Jones Jr. November 1, 2011

kinky saxophone

a saxophone that turns you on

guy 1: wow that saxophone is a kinky saxophone!

by PepperxxMint January 19, 2020

Classical Saxophone

The saxophone was invented much later than other traditional orchestral instruments which is why it's rarely used in a classical setting.

Dear God he's so attractive. But he plays the CLASSICAL SAXOPHONE.

There is only one classical saxophone gig and some guy in France already has it.

by jazzman1994 May 12, 2020

Cheeky Saxophone

Putting your finger down the pants of another and inverting the tip of the finger into the anus. Usually done in a public place.
Called a saxophone as the finger is bent up into the shape of a saxophone

She gave a gasp as her boyfriend gave he a cheeky saxophone at the bus stop

by Samrnauty May 27, 2022

Clinton's Saxophone

Referring to Bill Clinton (42nd President of The United States of America), this is a sexual act where a tube is inserted into a partner's anus and/or vagina and then blown into, at which point the air is expelled from the partner's orifice(s).

I bet Bill hasn't given Hillary a Clinton's saxophone in 30 years.

by GangsterSandwich September 15, 2016

salop

the old name for the county of shropshire!

salop? whats that
its shropshire

by me November 11, 2004