Saxophunt

A combination of the words saxophone and funt, saxophunt is a general term that describes those who are in to the technical and gear aspect of the saxophone. This person has/had every mouthpiece, ligature, reed, and/or saxophone ever to grace the planet Earth.

Look at that dude over there with the jar of ligatures. Total saxophunt for sure.

by Everett Jones Jr. November 1, 2011

gatorade saxophone

home made water-pipe, constructed from a polyethylene terephthalate Gatorade container, primarily utilised for smoking cannabis and or cannabis resin.

Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.

by MadFarmerBerry October 12, 2017

Saxophone

The most badass instrument ever. This instrument was and still is the source of the gods powers and originated as the physical preservation for a hyper-advanced alien races utopian society but was later discovered to have badass musical and practical properties. For example: a sax can be used as the ultimate chick magnet, opening beer bottles, and for killing that really annoying neighbor. It is also the only object known to mankind that duct tape cannot fix, for it will be incinerated by the sheer raw energy coursing through it and into the player, or should I say wielder of it. You can also leave the discovery of fire thanks to this wonderful instrument, back in the cave ages saxes were held up into a storm to be struck by lightning setting the surroundings ablaze, excluding the wielder. The ancients acquired their precious saxes from the now extinct saxophone tree but are now made in the monumental forge of Hephaestus himself.

Hot chick: so what do you like to do?

Saxophone wielder: all band, all the time.

Hot chick: eww. A band geek.

Saxophone wielder: I play sax

Hot chick: I love you.

by Personthingman2 August 4, 2014

saxophone lessons

The family friendly way of implying "sexual intercourse."

Woah there my guy, you can't go on saying stuff like saxophone lessons, that's not very appropriate of you.

by theromanticpiano October 24, 2020

Saxophone

The saxophone is the Raper of all other instruments. Usually played by some sexy Guy, or if the situation permits a sexy girl. The saxophone is the result of Thor taking a gay little clarinet and Zeus taking a qreerish French horn and having a mad fight to the death. The result was two dead gods and a musical instrument to replace them. The leader of the saxophone family is of course the Alto, Which is the only saxophone good enough to be frequently used as a hand to hand combat weapon in World war I and later fired as heavy artillery ammunition in World War II.

Jay Beckenstein plays the Alto saxophone so well he could single handedly defeat Nazi Germany

by wardsback April 17, 2010

saxophone

An instrument that's fun to make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.

Those saxophone players are crazy, man.

by ducky March 29, 2005

Baritone Saxophone

1.) The greatest instrument ever created.
2.) What Jesus would play if he were in band
3.) The sexiest instrument ever.
4.) Fuckin Epic.

"You play the Baritone Saxophone OMG LET ME BOW DOWN TO YOU."

by Rachel Fuckin Brown =] March 18, 2009