F.A.B.A.S.A.

fat ass bad ass skinny ass

you are a F.A.B.A.S.A.

by Fuck a Goat August 3, 2007

b.a.f.s

Having a b.a.f.s is having a big ass fucking secret

Yo promise you wont tell anyone but… i have a b.a.f.s

by JenBiatch August 1, 2021

S.F.W.F.C.S.S.O.B.

Stinky Fingered Weasel Faced Cock Sucking Son Of A Bitch! That pretty much sums it up. Everyone has known at least one.

That guy just stole my girlfriend. He is a Stinky Fingered Cock Sucking Son Of A Bitch! S.F.W.F.C.S.S.O.B.

by Anjie Daddy May 11, 2011

F.S.M.B.

short for Fish Sunk My Boat.

"what happened?" "F.S.M.B.!" "what?" "fish sunk my boat!"

by party squad October 16, 2011

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I.

Fuck me I'd smash her back doors in

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. she's well peng like send me nudes piff ting

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.

Stop cornholing, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. are here.

by Rich Davis July 14, 2008

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

by Billy January 20, 2005