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East Side San Jose
Also referred to as evilside
by David Mai November 17, 2004
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s.s collision

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Its a boat only for people that fail.
All aboard the s.s collision fail boat TOOT TOOT!!!
by jeff intal January 26, 2008
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"Surrogate significant other" (male or female). Refers to a person in a relationship that is essentially identical to a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship, but with no sexual contact and no expectation of such. S.S.O.'s typically spend a very large amount of time together, have little inside secrets and jokes between them, and would seem to any outside observer to be "together".

One may have an S.S.O. to fulfill their some of their non-sexual emotional needs, while leaving them free to have sex with whomever else and however many others they want.

It is not unusual for one of the persons to be married or in a relationship. It is best for an S.S.O. to be attractive, because they are seen together all the time, but they shouldn't be sexually attracted to each other (at least not that much).
"Who's that girl you're always hanging around with? Are you fucking her?" "No, she's my S.S.O."
by ecool September 26, 2009
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U.S.S.R anthem

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bob: plays U.S.S.R anthem becomes soviet
by hitler jew 43 May 29, 2018
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Fake Slut Syndrome: A clinical condition characterized by repetitive verbalization of whore-like or slut-like thoughts or behavior, expressed by a female who is either very unlikely to have had or has actually never had any such experiences. FSS is common is young Indian, Northern New York and white Long Island females from the higher socio economic strata.

The syndrome follows an indolent and sometimes progressive course. It is not uncommon to see acute exacerbations of it, followed by periods of remission. In rare cases is can be followed by mental status changes, so called "FSS Dementia", where the female talks non stop about obscure and even rare forms of sexual intercourse.

Treatment is unknown at this point and further research is necessary to determine its implications in society and culture in general. Prevalence is thought by some experts to be as high as 60% in some populations like those graduating from Friends Academy and White Plains High School.
Phrases expressed by females suffering from F.S.S.:
"I'm so lucky to have you because I love big dick fucking"
"I hit my man's can-of-coke thick cock"
"I'd bang that!" of a passer by...
by Doctor in PHYLOSOPHY March 18, 2010
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s.s. yo-yo

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Pronounced (es-es-yo-yo)

shit, sucks, your on your own.
Friend: Damnit!!!!! I have 3 essays and a project due tomorrow!!
You: Wow... well s.s. yo-yo!
by greeeenmajik June 26, 2009
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The inherit traits given to those who attend all boys schools, including a lack of social awareness, loudness, an far too much emphasis on #thebros, and loudness.

For the thousands of out there that have this, just know not to fight it. It's in you. it's who you are. Actually no, fight it. Please change.

And if you are sitting there saying "this doesn't exist," you probably have All Boys School Syndrome
Damn, Ed. Maurice just asked this girl to arm wrestle. He's got All Boys School Syndrome (A.B.S.S.)
by IKE154 December 9, 2017
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