Rumpelstiltskin

The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.

Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.

Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.

Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.

by Frat28 November 1, 2009

Rump Hump

To hump a sexy girl's bubble butt, with emphasis on the thrusting of the hips. Usually ending with a spastic seizure-like orgasm.

Ms. Dovner was rump humped on a sexy micro-suede bed by Mr. Right.

by JJCJ August 19, 2008

rump pumper

Someone, male or female who likes to slip one in the back door

She finally gave in to his persistance and he became a fully paid up rump pumper

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

rumpernaught

1. a hooligan
2. a skank/slut
3. a person who hasn't showered in days

1." YOU BLAST-ENDED RUMPERNAUGHTS. GET OFFA MY LAWN."

2. see miley cyrus

3. "DUDE. Take a shower. You're starting to look like a rumpernaught"

by frikkk November 12, 2009

Rump Houmous

Sticky anal seepage that causes your butt cheeks to rub together in an uncomfortable manner.

Pass the wet wipes please mother, i've got a bad case of rump houmous that's tearing my gooch raw.

by martallica May 25, 2010

Rumple Ass

The folds and or lines on a women's butt or thighs when wearing yoga pants.

Look at that Kathleen girl.... She has a serious case of rumple ass in those pants.

by riomanty November 12, 2011

Rumpled

Buzzed by alcohol especially when your appearance is a little undone.

I could tell by his untied bow tie and crooked hat that those margaritas had him rumpled.

by GetRumpledFB May 21, 2017