A person of mixed Italian and Asian descent. Identifiable by the fact that they look Asian, but have curly hair.
by keberT_xelA October 18, 2008

The 70's game show prize of last resort. Even if you didn't win anything ; at least they sent you home with a box of Rice-a-Roni - the San Francisco treat.
A person you hook-up with at the end of the night out of desperation.
A person you hook-up with at the end of the night out of desperation.
Girl 1: There are absolutely no good-looking guys here but I don't want to go home alone.
Girl 2: Well, take that guy over there home with you; he's not that bad-looking and you can dump him in the morning
Girl 1: Yeah, I guess he's my Rice-a-Roni for tonight
Girl 2: Well, take that guy over there home with you; he's not that bad-looking and you can dump him in the morning
Girl 1: Yeah, I guess he's my Rice-a-Roni for tonight
by Jacks25 August 23, 2009

"Do you know what it's like, havin' a roni?"
First used on the 1989 song "Havin' A Roni" on Vanilla Ice's debut album "Hooked". Also on "To The Extreme"
First used on the 1989 song "Havin' A Roni" on Vanilla Ice's debut album "Hooked". Also on "To The Extreme"
by Sir Psycho Sexy May 24, 2006

Someone who is so lost in the internet they are both a brony and a /b/tard. May god have mercy on their souls
by Hisin June 12, 2012

by frisco sally May 13, 2005

A morally ambiguous person who seeks sexual relations with a Roni. It usually involves homosexual anal intercourse and eating of feces. Highly dangerous viruses may be transmitted through any act of Roni-Sexualism.
by Vedmoont March 6, 2010

by RRsolo January 3, 2014
