rod of life

Male reproductive organ

I disperce onto thyne face, from my rod of life, my fine seed.

by ChrisTheDog August 4, 2010

Rod Stiffington

A Joke name used in crank calls that insinuates a man with an erection. Name first used by Richard Christy and partner Sal the Stock broker of the Howard Stern Show

Hi I'm Rod Stiffington do you have any cumquats for sales?

by Wayne Slappy December 13, 2015

Rod Putty

A very hot man from discontinued adult swim series 'Moral Orel'. He's the priest at the church of moralton. He's also known as Reverend Putty

'Rod Putty is very attractive.'
'he's a virgin too!'

by squipjuice March 25, 2021

Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.

"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"

by Rodmonkey68 January 12, 2017

Rod Checking

Revving the engine of a vehicle until the redline as a test to make sure everything holds together when running.

Driver 1: Have you been Rod Checking your motor?
Driver 2: If those rods stay in the motor they passed the check, if they come out the oil pan... well you know...
Driver 1: At least you're Rod Checking it. Better now than on the track.

by nascarlo February 3, 2018

Rod Laver

Rodney George ("Rod") Laver (born August 9, 1938, in Rockhampton, Australia) is a former tennis player from Australia who was the World No. 1 player for up to 7 consecutive years. More famously, he is the only player in tennis history to have twice won all four of tennis' Grand Slam singles titles in the same year—first as an amateur in 1962, and then again as a professional in 1969. Laver is considered by many tennis fans to be the greatest player of all time.

But all this ain't shit beside the "Lavers" shoes, wich are famous for the control they have on a footbag. Theses are worned by all the freestyle footbagers out there who respect themselves.

Footbager A : Damn boy you suck today you ain't even able to pull a ripwalk!
Footbager B : Yeah I know, I forgot my lavers.
Footbager A : I love you Rod Laver.

by Sweetsweetbackbadass December 13, 2006

rod rash

(noun. coined by Antenna)
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.

2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.

That broad I banged was just a quickie but her pussy brillo gave me rod rash.

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008