Austin Rivers

A mythical, god like basketball player that attends Duke University. He has played the game since he was could walk, getting better everyday. His position is point guard and is and expert at shooting 3's over Tyler Zeller. He is the son of the best coach of all time with the name Doc.

Dude, did you see that shot?

You just pulled an Austin Rivers on that kid.

Austin Rivers is the best freshman basketball player.

by surveyorng3 April 9, 2012

Joan Rivers Doubletake

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.

That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.

by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007

jeanie rivers

not many people know this pornstar, but trust me she has a nice pussy

by frank meng July 18, 2003

JOAN RIVERS

The group of friends you seldom hang out with or see but, when you do they only talk shit about everything and everyone around they see

( in a group of friends)

Marcella : " eeeeeewwww what was she thinking that hair is hideous!!! "

Marcella : " and that guy.... with the silverlake beard peeeeeeuke! "

Matt: " Marcy your a whore. Fucking Joan Rivers"

by PUKEBLOOD October 2, 2007

Philip Rivers

Perhaps the most underrated quaterback in the NFL. Still overshadowed by Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, and Tom Brady. Even though he is on track to break Dan Marino's season passing yards record. Shot puts the ball with great accuracy and talks mad shit...(Jay Cutler). Easily a top 3 qb in the NFL without a good receiver

Faggot-man, the colts are gonna rape the chargers this weekend

Cool guy-Nah dude, Philip Rivers never loses to the Colts and makes Peyton Manning look like a bitch

Faggot-Oh

by peepingtom29 November 26, 2010

The Rivers School

Just about the sikest school in the ISL. The music is dirty, sports are indomitable , and the arts are filthy, and is mostly occupied by rich kids. Northfaces and uggs are not rare and the campus is continually developing. New students are flowing in and everyone is a friend. ROCKKK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Yo where should i apply...Nobles, The rivers school , or milton?"
"rivers...its only thebest"

by I am anonymouse January 6, 2008

Lexi Rivers

An Internet socialite or a girl with tendencies to be outrageous.

That girl dancing at the party was so Lexi Rivers.

by Iwasabuilding May 24, 2009