Rhinocerously Fat

A living organism whose mass is so great that it can be labeled with it's own personal ZIP code. A creature with a neverending desire to consume it's surrounds. Usually referred to as "Fat Guy" or "That Cowish Mofo." Inspired by the hefty shape of a Rhinocerous, who spends most of it's time grazing and rarely moving, only being able to run for seconds at a time. Behavior such as this is apparent in those who may be aptly dubbed "Rhinocerously Fat".

"Wow, have you seen how Rhinocerously Fat that kid Carmine has gotten?"

by Some Diesel Kid Who Thinks He's God September 9, 2008

Rhino Hump

Verb. The act of thrusting your knee into another's tailbone with tremendous force.

"Ouch, my ass hurts!"
"Why?"
"Brian Rhino Humped me yesterday and now I have a bone bruise!"

by Reegs December 14, 2007

black rhino

the black rhino is when you take a black dildo and strap it to your forehead and then ram it into your partner, generally into the women's ass. the reason for that, is cause that is the funniest way this move can be performed.
performing of the black rhino can not be considered cheating
a. cause you are using an inanimate object
b. cause of the extreme hilarity of the move

i took a black dildo and strapped it to my forehead and then rammed it into sally's asshole and gave her the black rhino.

by man candy December 9, 2008

Rhino

An older man on the prowl for a younger woman and by definition, the gender opposite of the cougar. The rhino derives his name from his appearance because the specimen is more often than not both horny AND ugly. The rhino is usually found in warmer locales and can be spotted wearing either a flowered or pastel shirt (with 3 buttons opened to expose a mature mane of chest hair) tucked into khaki shorts and sporting boat shoes. Also look for horrendous dance moves, a white man's overbite, male pattern baldness and a penchant for picking up the bar tab.

"Hey, that guy's totally checking you out ... you should go for him!"
"Ugh, are you kidding me? He's a total rhino."

by Chantal & Chuck December 30, 2007

Rhino Nipples

When a mans nipples look like a rhino's lips. Common amongst body builders.

That guy works out too much. He obviously has Rhino nipples.

by bustap949 September 16, 2009

Rhino Piss

American Beer of lower quality. e.g. Miller Lite.

Barely tolerable, but consumed in large quantities at parties for the sole purpose of getting plastered.

Jack "Hey dude, wanna play a game of pong?"
Steve "Yeah, do we have anything good to play with?"
Jack "Nah, all they got is Rhino Piss."

by Mikey-C December 31, 2009

Rhinoboob

A breast with an extraordinarily long, pointy nipple, giving it the appearance of a rhinoceros, complete with horn. Perhaps similar to a dicknipple, but more dangerous. Much more dangerous.

Augh! She gored me with her left rhinoboob!

by rhinoboob June 22, 2011