A small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a Tomb raider trap.
by Heatho November 18, 2006
Get the Water retaining sea cow mug.Ugly piece of metal they put in your nose when you first get your septum pierced. Usually looks like an unbent staple hanging from your nostril. Easy to flip up and down and most comfortable during healing period post piercing.
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Retain is a fat, zit filled asian boy who also plays on battle.net all day. Refer to - Presence. His clan is iN@USWest, give him a visit!
by Tempt November 28, 2004
Get the retain mug.A consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs Guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having sex with a totally sober female partner. Bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or pass out during intercourse.
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Get the Irish Restraint mug.My great, great, great, grandfather arrived at my house reincarnate and in proper fashion for a gentleman of his era. I stripped him of his current possessions and engaged in consensual retroincest.
by manofinaction May 30, 2010
Get the retroincest mug.Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.
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