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retago

When you're tired of being somewhere and you are ready to leave.

Or
You now know that you have reached your maximum level of involvement in said place and you are prepared to abruptly disappear from said place.
"Girl I'm so tired of this job, I'm retago."
by Attractthem December 31, 2016
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Rehanging Parliament (UK)

When a male adjusts his genitalia after his "member" (penis) slides out of his underwear through the gusset (briefs) or leg holes (boxer shorts)

Terminology

Hanging left :

. Voting New Labour
. Voting Labour
. Voting Miliband/The current leader of the Labour party

In the middle (inside the underwear)

. Parliament is in session
. The Liberal Democrats/ Lib-Dems are keeping the peace

. Clegg/leader of the Lib-Dems is in the office
. Parliament is organised

Hanging Right a.k.a:

. Voting Conservative

. Voting Tory
. Voting Cameron/The current leader of the Tory party

When the member/penis has been reinserted comfortably into the underwear/gusset of the underwear / the situation has been resolved:

. The ballots have counted
. The lib-dems/minority party have spoken
. Parliament is in session
A husband and wife are at home watching a movie when the husband fidgits, the wife notices the husband adjusting himself.

Wife: What are you doing?

husband: Rehanging parliament

Wife: What?

husband: I should be voting lib-dem, not labour

- Rehanging Parliament (uk)
by Mad_Jack January 2, 2011
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Related Words

Rectangle

A rectangle is most commonly found when a person trys to eat to many carrots at once. They get an overflow which causes the rectum to become tangled and mangled.
"Ouch the rectangle is hurting between my legs, Dude."
by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003
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retangle

The process of forcfully repeating entrance into a male or female rectum, removing the member after each thrust/penetration. Usual lubricants include blood and/or vaseline.
John: I went retangle on that ghetto booty last night.
Brian: Did she bleed much?
John: Thats what its all about!
by MathIsMoreFunThenTV June 29, 2007
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retag

When you see a picture of yourself that you untagged or detagged a while ago, and you decide that the picture isn't really all that bad, so you retag it.
I saw that photo of me on the floor like three months ago and untagged it immediately, but I think I'm going to retag it 'cause my dress looks really cute.
by Rachel Berry December 13, 2009
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Retana

mountain people. live in homes with dormers and like to play soccer. They eat road kill, especially turkey. Sometimes confused as mexicans.
You're being such a dirty Retana!
by Photo Ninja February 29, 2008
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knights of the rectangular table

the dark sinister knights that exist in small numbers, they arent racist, sexist or killers, but you know not to mess with them, they form circles, just of people, usually friends.
only preps reject these knights.

they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.
- the knights of the rectangular table are here
- so what?

-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.
by ram156 April 23, 2008
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