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Swiss retard

1. A person with intense concentration but lacking in intelligence to grasp the problem / situation at hand.

2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.

3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.

4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
Michael cannot understand that people have different ways
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.

The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!

The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
by gbradssg hujwsmu January 1, 2012
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Roblox Retard

A roblox retard (Fucking Piece of shit.) is a person who doesnt deserve to live and should be shot in the head and then be shat and pissed on.They were the reason the suicide forest is a place.

They only do roleplay no matter what game there playing.If the game was a shooter they would roleplay about having kids and dont shoot them.They will make you commit suicide.
I just saw a roblox retard in my game. *Grabs Noose*
by Somebody living on planetEarth November 13, 2020
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retard picnic

A noxious gathering of socially inept or annoying people.
Let's blow this retard picnic! These people are a bunch of recovery zombies!
by Cletus Nelson March 19, 2005
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retail

One of the shittiest professions...One that causes much depression, psychosis, anger, jealousy, frustration, and anxiety. It is extremely degrading. They never pay people what they are worth; the workers have to deal with a bunch of crap while getting paid peanuts.
I had to go to therapy after working in retail for a decade.

People treat me like I'm stupid because I work in retail.

I work at a retail job where people don't get raises, but instead there's a shitty "Employee of the Month" reward.

I work in retail; therefore, I cannot afford to pay back my student loans or take nice vacations.
by Irene October 17, 2004
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weapons grade retard

The level of being so mentally retarded , that it is actually dangerous if left unattended or in the wrong hands.
Bob was trying to fix the copy machine when Wendy relized he was a " Weapons grade retard " due to the fact he was using a dead fish to hammer the side of it.
by DDT4U October 14, 2012
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Reta

The ultimate in perfection. A beautiful, intelligent, sexy and successful person that you can't help but want to be with all the time.
She is so Reta.
by John Edward Howard October 20, 2008
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You fucking retard

Something used to describe how fucking retarded someone actually is.
Jimmy: I just found 2 diamonds and made a hoe with them!
Bob: You fucking retard.
by retardedfrik March 16, 2021
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