Golden Retriever

A significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship. Hence the reasoning why it is similar to having a golden retriever.

My boyfriend was explaining how it is so nice to be with me as I am so easy to keep happy. Enjoying the positive comments I asked him to elaborate and he then advised that I only required really good sleep, plenty to eat, and really nice walks to which I realized I was essentially a golden retriever.

by The ToolShed January 14, 2019

Retracto

Retracto is the name of the correction alpaca. You can hear its theme song on many of Project Veritas youtube videos. It is used whenever an author does not tell the truth about a subject and is forced to "update" or correct the article.

If you don't write the truth, Retracto is comin' at ya.

by D. W. Michalak February 23, 2021

Retaj

Retaj is the best best friend you could ever have retajs is kind and beautiful inside and outside , retaj is very caring and selfless , she is insecure but doesn’t care she also has the best style out there

woah look it’s retaj she’s so gorgeous

by Hasoona September 2, 2021

Internet Retardation

The devastating mental deterioration of Internet users. The process typically begins when visiting 4chan, Twitter, Reddit, or Discord. Users who frequent these sites often despise each other, and are all unable to function in real life. Symptoms of Internet retardation are also present in the younger generation, such as gachatards and Roblox users. Older generations who use Facebook will also suffer from Internet Retardation. Internet retardation is a global phenomena that can be prevented. Methods such as touching grass and talking to people in real life can help.

4chan btard : n*gger n*gger guys look at me I said the n word!!!!!! I hate tranny sped kids!!!!!! I'm so edgy guys!!
Twitter stan: sllaayyyyyy 💅 #cancelwhitepeople #menareevil #dreamfootfetishacceptance #whydidmydadleaveme
Redditard: Keanu big chungus 42069 lmao! I wonder why nobody laughs when I blast the Soviet national anthem!
Discord mod: I will ban you if you talk to my kitten like that. Follow #rules bud. Nobody gets in the way of me and my 9yr old anime pfp girlfriend.

Normie: I have a normal life and don't spend 25 hours a day online. How's your day? By the way, have you heard of incels? Must be tough having internet retardation.

by Niga Jonsin October 19, 2022

retarded units

The imperial system...

The retarded units are still used in americas.

by Hebrewsexcabin January 2, 2017

retardinho

Funny insult, coming as a mix of the word retarded and the name of the famous brazilian footballer* Ronaldinho.

* I don't wanna work, I don't wanna educate, so I'll become a footballer and upgrade to a real baller!

- Damn, I went to the lav and pissed my pants!!!
- Haaah, you bloody retardinho!!!

- Have you seen the new video from Justin Bieber?
- That gifted retardinho?? No, thanks!!

by funkybeats September 16, 2011

Flame Retarded

Flame Re•Tard•Ed
Adjective

When your friends are being so highly retarded that you need a fire extinguisher to knock off their bullcrap.

Stupidity so painful that if feels as if you are on fire.

Hannah: “My hair is so brittle it will catch on fire from time to time”
Me: “Really? That’s weird, my hair’s pretty flame retardant”.
Makenzie: “Did you just say your hair is flame retarded?”
Me: “What? No I said flame retardant.”
Makenzie: “What?”
Me: “Why are you so flame retarded Makenzie??”

“People at this school are so flame retarded I swear, smh”.

I.E. Dhonny’s Harem

I.E. Hannah K. Keaton T. Campbell T. Leslie R. Makenzie H. Claudia R.

by Ski Mask For Life ❤️ February 14, 2019