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auto cat rectal

Autocorrect. From an early and possibly apocryphal iPhone example.
by thermidor August 21, 2014
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rectally sourced

A workplace-friendly substitute for the phrase "pulled out of my ass."
Boss: "Can you give me a time estimate for the Ajax project?"
You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."
by FreshyBB March 27, 2008
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retaligagement

The act of getting engaged to someone as a response to your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend becoming engaged.
Jenny accepting David's proposal is just a retaligagement of Steve proposing to Heather.
by Ryan Smith from Ohio February 10, 2009
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Retalipoo

A punishment from your kitty when you either 1. neglect the litter box. 2. leave them unattended for too long.
Armed with a giant supply of paper towels, I am on the hunt for more retalipoo.
by Tinkerbell Hilton April 1, 2009
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Optical Rectalitis

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.
With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.
by awesumwordster January 25, 2012
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Cranial Rectal Syndrome

A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases. Often, the condition is rendered temporarily, but sometimes the disorder can be lifelong and permanent. When treated, the patient may need the Perineum sutured from the initial Cranial penetration of the Rectal orifice.
Many people with Cranial Rectal Syndrome live their lives oblivious to the fact that they have the condition. Early prevention is vital. Talk to your doctor today if you think you may present any symptoms CRS.
by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop December 9, 2008
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rectal piracy

Action. To engage in the act of stealing a man's anal virginity without his prior consent. A good old fashioned ass-raping.
Ever since George woke up with a tube sock hanging out of his ass, he has suspected his roomate of rectal piracy.
by Dj Galley October 21, 2004
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