When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.
John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
by Cool Ev December 2, 2010
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Does not have to be limited to the feelings of disgust after realising what you just jerked off to.
Masturbator's Remorse also refers to feelings of sadness related to not looking at a different type of porn, not coming to a good enough stimulus, not getting through enough porn and coming to soon, feelings of loneliness and deep depression etc.
Does not have to be limited to the feelings of disgust after realising what you just jerked off to.
Masturbator's Remorse also refers to feelings of sadness related to not looking at a different type of porn, not coming to a good enough stimulus, not getting through enough porn and coming to soon, feelings of loneliness and deep depression etc.
Gavin just game after two and a half minutes of shemale porn, and now he is feeling Masturbator's Remorse for not at least look up some hentai.
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by uhhohhhh February 19, 2010
Get the remchile mug.this occurs to many of us, mostly on facebook, or youtube, or even here. it is that feeling of regret and dissatisfaction when you think of how your comment could have been better. it can apply also when you have posted a hypotheses and you end up being proven wrong.
(walkin out to your car to get to work) haha, i should have posted that. oh well
a lot of posters remorse occurred on febuary 4 2008. gmen ftw
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by fatguylittlecoat November 8, 2009
Get the posters remorse mug.The reluctance to turn off the radio when a good song comes on. Most commonly upon arrival at a destination in your motor vehicle when you would rather sit in your vehicle and listen to the song, as opposed to getting out of your vehicle.
Paul (boss): You're 3 minutes late Rico. You're fired!!
Rico (worker): Sorry Paul, I had radio remorse.
Paul: Ohhhh. That happens to me all the time. No worries, you still have your job.
Rico: Whew. I'm glad another good song didn't come on!
Rico (worker): Sorry Paul, I had radio remorse.
Paul: Ohhhh. That happens to me all the time. No worries, you still have your job.
Rico: Whew. I'm glad another good song didn't come on!
by Weaponstache January 21, 2011
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"Oh man, I have serious gynie remorse after getting blitzed last night" "I slept with a total Norton last night, I have serious gynie remorse"
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"I watched all five seasons of The Wire in two weeks, but then got binger's remorse.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."
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