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religion:exist
politician:i can exploit that
if you dont vote for me you are anti semetic
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by thechas3 November 30, 2020
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religidiot

"Religidiot," rhymes with "Village Idiot."
Derogatory term for a Christian Fundamentalist...who usually deserves it.
"This was once a nice, quite town of tolerance and intellectualism until the religidiots took over and burned all the books in the public library."
by Carl J. Maltese March 31, 2007
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Religious Tea

Has been made since the dawn of time. The method is unchanged, and widespread, from Catholics to Muslims. Every holy meeting will serve this drink.

You take an urn filled with enough water for 20 people and heat it to a stage that is beyond scalding. You then add enough tea leaves for perhaps 2 people and leave it to stew. When the time comes to drink it, serve it in fragile cups with a handle that heats up to the temperature of the liquid. Despite the fact that the drink is horrible, people will drink it and smile sweetly. You can't turn down tea served by a holy person. It's one of the rules of life, along with "you can't hit an old person" and "you can never bollock someone elses kid for being a little shit"

Religious Tea in a CofE church hall comes with a massive side of sympathy that you didn't ask for, and didn't need. You will have your arm touched and rubbed by old ladies and will be called a "good girl/boy"

Religious Tea in a Catholic church hall comes with a side of wrath and hellfire and possible eternal damnation for thinking that you don't like the tea. You may even have to confess if you don't finish it.

Religious Tea in an Adventist church hall comes with a side of awe and wonderment at the marvellous ways of God and sheer admiration that He saw fit to give us tea to drink.

Religious Tea in a Mosque comes with a side of dynamite and optional pre- packed rucksack and train ticket
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
"Oh, yes please Vicar"

(aside)- "Damn, I fucking hate Religious Tea"
by MagickDio March 17, 2010
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bad religion

LA based punk band that you either love madly, hate passionately or find exceedingly dull. Their songwriting team consists of a UCLA life science professor, and the president of Epitaph Records who tend to use a heightened and advanced vocabulary when coming up with their poignant socio-political and pseudo-philosophical lyrics. Their lineup also consists of some of punk rock's finest musicians including Greg Hetson of Circle Jerks fame, Brian Baker of Minor Threat/Dag Nasty fame and Brooks Wackerman from Suicidal Tendencies. They have been around for approximately twenty eight years.
"Look around and ask someone if you are alive,
you're a sidewalk cipher speaking prionic jive.
So, I give you me,
I give you nothing!"

-- "Give You Nothing"

Me: 'prionic jive?' Must be a Bad Religion song...
by Boxcar1565 February 5, 2008
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pluto relinquish

A song that came out on Dance Dance Revolution Supernova 2. The godly hard remix by 2MB.

It's BPM changes from a slow 100 BPM to an outrageous 800 BPM. Players die from the massive number of crossovers and from the 800 BPM stream that the song has. The worse part is that it combines that fucking speed with the continuous rain of crossovers. Whoever can clear this song on Expert or Challenge must be a god.

Considered by most players to be the hardest song on DDR yet. No one can finish it without raping the bar.

Basic - 12, Difficult - 14, Expert - 17, Challenge - 18
I saw a DDR fanatic yesterday, and my gosh did he finish Pluto Relinquish on Expert! Though he raped the bar pretty bad...
by DDRPlaya February 9, 2010
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Religion and Politics

1. Two of the three things you should never talk about in polite conversation.

2. Reason the world has shit like war, nukes, etc.

3. Sources of hours of online entertainment/brainwashing.
1. Religion
2. Politics
3. The Great Pumpkin
Talk about these and you're fucked.

Religion and politics, ain't they a bitch?
by RespectMaAuthoritah817 November 21, 2010
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Religion Rape

When Someone Forces You To Hear About How God Has Changed There Life
" Dude That Old Man Just Religion Raped Us"
by DasHorn May 20, 2010
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