Ejaculate and evacuate

While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.

Stacy's parents were coming home so i had to Ejaculate and evacuate.

Also fuck you Emerson Stecher.

by MrGreenBeanz April 10, 2022

reticulated Peckerwood

Donald Trump

That reticulated peckerwood is a typical Florida man

by Mr alias September 30, 2022

pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

by JSBizzle September 21, 2011

suburban dejaculatetion

masturbating until you are about to ejaculate and then calling your mom in to the room right as you are about to finish

hey mom do you want to know what a suburban dejaculatetion is???

by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007

ejaculate

The end product of ejaculation.

After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.

by Headladn June 28, 2014

Ejaculate

To have oil spit from a pot while deep frying.

The oil ejaculated while the penis shaped beigne was in the pot.

by Penis_Beigne May 29, 2010

Ejaculate

What a Yorkshireman jays to Jack when he’s not on time

-Jack not arriving on time-

“Ejaculate”

by Rose_Ting November 20, 2020