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readtard

An asshole who can't read long paragraphs of text and complain about it.
"A person who literally can't read anything due to having extremely low level of reading comprehension, motivation and attention span coupled with the ability to be an asshole. When presented with a long paragraph of text readtards just assume it's a wall of text and criticize the person who wrote the paragraph with insults in relation to the length of the paragraph. When encountering a paragraph like what described above in a debate, readtards just ignore it entirely or missing the point of the entire paragraph meaning that arguing with a readtard is always redundant. Readtards are not to be mistaken for people who simply ask for a tldr"
"Do you expect people to actually read that? Too long, didn't read."
by Angel Error February 24, 2022
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retards

the phrase retard actually means mentally unstable, it is also very offensive to some people. it is reffered to as the r slur to say it safely. Make sure youre kind to others and dont call people this very offensive word
wei yang you retards piece of poopoo
by notxiaowei March 3, 2022
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retards remorse

Narccistic assholes that for no apparent reason whatsoever spit the dummy like a spoilt 2 year old brat laughing a talking to themselves whilst walking away Only to come back a couple hours later crying and apologizing repeatedly for forgiveness .
Crying and apologizing again , he's got retards remorse ....
by Moggledok September 30, 2022
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Retardsmanship

Dude, did you see John put that pergola up? That was the best display of retardsmanship I’ve ever seen!
by LeeNorman May 13, 2023
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Retards

This is used in a sentence by just calling these two specific survivors "retards" because of how little brain cells they have in their brains.
by UR MOM GAY 69 June 17, 2023
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Reeltard

A modern-day zombie who has traded in their brain cells for endless hours of mind-numbing Instagram reels. Their attention span is now shorter than a TikTok video, and their thinking ability has been downgraded to "buffering."

They exist in a perpetual loop of scrolling, liking, and forgetting, all while their IQ steadily declines with every dopamine hit from the latest brainrot content. Congratulations, you’ve officially redefined "dumb" in the digital age.
"Did you see Mark at the party? He spent the entire night glued to his phone, scrolling through reels. The guy's turned into a total Reeltard—can't even hold a conversation anymore!"
by sdahewar August 11, 2024
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Retardsexual

Person 1: Im a retardsexual
Person 2: Congrats you're a failure
by ABBAS!!! -shawarma man September 12, 2023
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