Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."
Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++
Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.
Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.
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So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?
Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!
Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!
Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!
Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!
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Get the Taint Reader mug.Another name for kim jong un, considering he is the only one who can read, that is what the people of north korea call him. another reason he is called "Great Reader" is because that is how all north koreans speak.
Steven: Did you hear? Great reader launched a nuke toward Japan!
Trump: That little sh*t will get his A** whooped.
Trump: That little sh*t will get his A** whooped.
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A voracious reader.
A voracious reader.
Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.
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