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pussy to text ratio

This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.

Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts
Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?

Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.

Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.
by chelseafc October 1, 2010
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noise-to-signal ratio

The proportion of irrelevant, off-topic, inflammatory, nonsensical, spammy, screaming, content-free, trolling, or otherwise useless statements to actual useful, worthwhile communication.

From the informal sense of signal to noise ratio, but inverted to emphasize the "noise".
"That discussion board used to be a great place to talk about politics, but now the noise-to-signal ratio is through the roof!"

"Typically, a demagogue actually benefits from nonsensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the noise-to-signal ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually rein them in."
(adapted from Raul and JonG)
by Grinning Cat October 10, 2012
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RPI Ratio

Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute (RPI)
Located in Troy, NY home of our mighty Uncle Sam.
The ratio of men to women is 4 to 1.
That is 80% men to 20% wmonen.
Cost of books for 4 years: $6,400
Cost of living for 4 years: $21.008
Cost of Tuition for 4 years: $107,000
A life deprived of money and sex for 4 years... Priceless
by Shirley Jackson October 18, 2004
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B/A Ratio

B/A Ratio is the "Boob to Arm" ratio which signifies the relation between the circumference of a girl's arm to the size of her chest and breasts. A large B/A ratio is considered highly attractive (i.e. large breasts / small arms), an equal ratio, neutral (small breasts/ small arms or large breasts/ large arms) and a low ratio, unattractive (large arms, small breasts)..
Katherine's large breasts and small arms give her a great B/A ratio.
by dustin SB March 11, 2008
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ratio’d

When your reply gets more likes than the original post.
ratio’d”
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Rational Hedonism

A modern, growing Religion based on enjoying the pleasures of this life, now, instead of holding out for a hoped-for heaven after you're dead and it's too late.

Rational Hedonism is a religion revolving around the individual, and the belief that Your world revolves around You.

Rational Hedonism believes in indulging in the things you enjoy, but with responsibility; ie: sex is great, STDs and unwanted pregnancy is not ... following your desires, dreams is cool, going to prison because of it is not.

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Ever since Joe discovered Rational Hedonism, he's stopped worrying about trying to please everyone else and started doing the things he loves to do and is much happier.
by Subtle_PuppetMaster January 3, 2011
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Ratio With TASM

Something people who get no bicthes nor go outside and touch grass would say
Random mf: Hey TASM bad

Some dumbass called Hassan: RaTio wItH tAsM
by DriiftyFilm April 18, 2021
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