Ratchetness

The astronomical levels of HOEING and the displaying on extreme levels, of GHETTO.

One who is very random and acts in ways of being LOUD & OBNOXIOUS

One who is DIRTY, LOW CLASS, NO MORAL VALUES and place themselves in a situation of being known in NEGATIVE WAY.

The JEALOUS, LONELY & BUSSA of the group.

Jessica: "Hey Ashley, what are you getting into tonight?"

Ashley: "Girl I wanna fuck about 3 dudes tonight and they in the same frat!"

Jessica: "Ugh, you are displaying extreme levels of ratchetness!"

Ashley: "Girl I know, I'm ratchet." "Don't ya think so?"

by StDFKJames September 18, 2009

Get ranched on

Get ranched on is slang for ejaculating in one's face. This is because ranch dressing looks very similar to semen. This saying can be taken literally or applied in other places, such as destruction of someone else in a video game or a big hit in football.

Jessie's face got ranched on last night
Ray Lewis yelled "Get ranched on," after annihilating the QB

by tjamestar September 25, 2010

Ratchetude

A ghetto bitch whose attitude is physically visible.

I'd date LaRhonda but she frontin' too much ratchetude.

by DoboroXdisco May 15, 2013

ratchet wata

A type of water most commonly found in the hood.May be deadly and costs 14.99.

Wow this Ratchet wata is really h2-ewe!

by Westsidepride#dontjudge February 3, 2014

ratchet mouth

When you wake up in the morning after a long night of hard core drinking and smoking and you get up and don't brush your teeth

As an example, Giggles woke up from a crazy night of drinking and smoking at a friends house (without brushing her teeth when she woke up). When she woke up she tried talking to her friend, first thing that was said was "damn you have some serious ratchet mouth!"

by snakz March 1, 2014

Ratchetball

A game played by three or more people generally in a basement and late at night. Players bounce a tennis ball off various objects: floor, ceiling, chairs, other players, ect, and into a small trash can. When one player makes a shot the next player must make the same shot. If that player misses they get a letter, and if a player spells out RATCHET they are out. Last player in wins.

Person 1: Do you want to play ratchetball tonight bro?

Person 2: I can't because I'm not ratchet enough.

by Kant1330 July 18, 2016

Ratchetossis

A heightened and more dangerous stage, level or state of Ratchocity. It is Ratchocity with an extreme case of restless leg syndrome followed by the "hmmmmm bra's" .... Often locked in to the ratchetness with no care as to how to escape. Stage 2...

When I went to remove the cumquat that was duct taped to Fletcher's temple. I immediately realized. That he had leap frogged past Ratchocity straight to ratchetossis. Oh sweet prince, you are done for & no one can help you. Ratchetossis will soon exhume your soul.

by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone March 28, 2017