granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.

Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.

by jrsch June 26, 2018

Cunt Rant

To rant on something/someone in a complaining, angry manner. Usually the word cunt rant is front of it to show that it is indeed a cunt rant.

CUNT RANT! I fuckin downloaded the L4D2 noSteam torrent, installed it, and it didn't even play! I spent 8 hours downloading it, and it says I ain't got the appropriate permissions! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU-------

by BlackHOUND August 15, 2010

molly rant

A strong, determined, directed rant on par with Gordon Mah Ung.

That was a total molly rant!

by eeeezzzzeeee November 1, 2007

Fire-rants

The extreme ranting which seems to get ignited by something very minor.

Oh no, I left the seat down and now she is going on one of her fire-rants again.

by harpoon67 May 31, 2007

Horse Rant

To have an obsession and feel the need to comment over something (i.e Liverpool fc) This act is carried out usually to and gain more friends on Facebook.

Did you hear that guy go on about the game last night. He was "Horse Ranting"

by Mr zzz March 15, 2011

tole-rant

A tole-rant is a constructive rant. Rather than ranting about everything that is wrong in the world, tole-ranters speak from the heart about social problems and point to potential solutions.

She went into a tole-rant about homophobia so I changed my mind

by shutitoff September 14, 2010

Rant and rave

To get very upset about something and throw an adult tantrum. angry, get angry, upset, throw a fit, fuss, tantrum, tantrump, temper tantrum, temper tantrump, rant, rail against, yell, scream, rage, temper

I can't believe the commentator had to rant and rave about such a benign issue.

by joecoolthefool July 27, 2016