Rando

A pejorative (put down) term for a person you don’t know. Used by boring, (and often talentless and uncreative) establishment, kids and people, that have usually lived in one place all their lives, to put down and discriminate, against everyone that’s new, or that they don’t know, especially if they are intimidated by that person’s looks or talents, and used to portray them as sinister or creepy, based on zero evidence and only that the person doesn’t know them.

Heather: What the hell is that rando doing at my party, playing his guitar? Friend: Well, Heather, that’s the new kid that moved here from overseas. Hes real fun, his parents are in the military and he’s lived all over the world. Plus he’s really good and puts out albums, give him a chance. Heather: I don’t care, I just want him out of here! Friend: Heather, come on, chill out! Sometimes, really, you’re even a bigger bitch, than your mother, Karen.

by Johnnyapplebam November 25, 2021

Rando

Rando is sus. He is the most sussi baka out there. You don't want to be left alone with rando. He will rape you. He will insert his massive horse cock into you and push it in til it ruptures ur anus. Beware of Rando

I was raped by a Rando last night.

by anonymous December 3, 2021

Rando Policy

The policy defining whether a random date/hookup (not a consistent partner) is allowed to be brought to an event comprising of long-term friends or family.

Yo! Ed's asking what's the rando policy for Feather's bday party? Dude's an acquired taste, his last rando was a trainwreck!

by narwaaaaaal March 5, 2024

rando

a random or strange person who does random and strange things.

jae: did you see the new guy in our year?
nina: omg mark? yeah, he’s such a rando. he asked me if i put ketchup on my ice cream.

by jk’s toenails July 1, 2022