Rando

The team member in a video game that's not a part of your party or group, and joins via random matchmaking. Consistently unreliable and never trustworthy.

"I thought the rando was watching that angle!"

"Never trust the rando."

by Knightsundere February 24, 2023

Randoed

The act of ruining someone elses life by accusing them for partaking in unprotect Tibbering which we all know is, Illegal

"Hey Ronnie! How was your day?"
"Dude, I just got Randoed by this asshole, I knew I shouldn't have agreed to having unprotected Tibber sex with him last night, I knew it was illegal to do so but I just found it so Captivating"

by Randoe March 5, 2023

Rando Policy

The policy defining whether a random date/hookup (not a consistent partner) is allowed to be brought to an event comprising of long-term friends or family.

Yo! Ed's asking what's the rando policy for Feather's bday party? Dude's an acquired taste, his last rando was a trainwreck!

by narwaaaaaal March 5, 2024

rando

a random or strange person who does random and strange things.

jae: did you see the new guy in our year?
nina: omg mark? yeah, he’s such a rando. he asked me if i put ketchup on my ice cream.

by jk’s toenails July 1, 2022